The Magic Bon Bons
There lived in Boston a wise and ancient chemist by the name of Dr. Daws, who
dabbled somewhat in magic. There also lived in Boston a young lady by the name
of Claribel Sudds, who was possessed of much money, little wit and an intense
desire to go upon the stage.
So Claribel went to Dr. Daws and said:
"I can neither sing nor dance; I cannot recite verse nor play upon the piano;
I am no acrobat nor leaper nor high kicker; yet I wish to go upon the stage.
What shall I do?"
"Are you willing to pay for such accomplishments?" asked the wise chemist.
"Certainly," answered Claribel, jingling her purse.
"Then come to me to-morrow at two o'clock," said he.
All that night he practiced what is known as chemical sorcery; so that when
Claribel Sudds came next day at two o'clock he showed her a small box filled
with compounds that closely resembled French bonbons.
"This is a progressive age," said the old man, "and I flatter myself your
Uncle Daws keeps right along with the procession. Now, one of your old-fashioned
sorcerers would have made you some nasty, bitter pills to swallow; but I have
consulted your taste and convenience. Here are some magic bonbons. If you eat
this one with the lavender color you can dance thereafter as lightly and
gracefully as if you had been trained a lifetime. After you consume the pink
confection you will sing like a nightingale. Eating the white one will enable
you to become the finest elocutionist in the land. The chocolate piece will
charm you into playing the piano better than Rubenstein, while after eating you
lemon-yellow bonbon you can easily kick six feet above your head."
"How delightful!" exclaimed Claribel, who was truly enraptured. "You are
certainly a most clever sorcerer as well as a considerate compounder," and she
held out her hand for the box.
"Ahem!" said the wise one; "a check, please."
"Oh, yes; to be sure! How stupid of me to forget it," she returned.
He considerately retained the box in his own hand while she signed a check
for a large amount of money, after which he allowed her to hold the box herself.
"Are you sure you have made them strong enough?" she inquired, anxiously; "it
usually takes a great deal to affect me."
"My only fear," replied Dr. Daws, "is that I have made them too strong. For
this is the first time I have ever been called upon to prepare these wonderful
confections."
"Don't worry," said Claribel; "the stronger they act the better I shall act
myself."
She went away, after saying this, but stopping in at a dry goods store to
shop, she forgot the precious box in her new interest and left it lying on the
ribbon counter.
Then little Bessie Bostwick came to the counter to buy a hair ribbon and laid
her parcels beside the box. When she went away she gathered up the box with her
other bundles and trotted off home with it.
Bessie never knew, until after she had hung her coat in the hall closet and
counted up her parcels, that she had one too many. Then she opened it and
exclaimed:
"Why, it's a box of candy! Someone must have mislaid it. But it is too small
a matter to worry about; there are only a few pieces." So she dumped the
contents of the box into a bonbon dish that stood upon the hall table and
picking out the chocolate piece--she was fond of chocolates--ate it daintly
while she examined her purchases.
These were not many, for Bessie was only twelve years old and was not yet
trusted by her parents to expend much money at the stores. But while she tried
on the hair ribbon she suddenly felt a great desire to play upon the piano, and
the desire at last became so overpowering that she went into the parlor and
opened the instrument.
The little girl had, with infinite pains, contrived to learn two "pieces"
which she usually executed with a jerky movement of her right hand and a left
hand that forgot to keep up and so made dreadful discords. But under the
influence of the chocolate bonbon she sat down and ran her fingers lightly over
the keys producing such exquisite harmony that she was filled with amazement at
her own performance.
That was the prelude, however. The next moment she dashed into Beethoven's
seventh sonata and played it magnificently.
Her mother, hearing the unusual burst of melody, came downstairs to see what
musical guest had arrived; but when she discovered it was her own little
daughter who was playing so divinely she had an attack of palpitation of the
heart (to which she was subject) and sat down upon a sofa until it should pass
away.
Meanwhile Bessie played one piece after another with untiring energy. She
loved music, and now found that all she need do was to sit at the piano and
listen and watch her hands twinkle over the keyboard.
Twilight deepened in the room and Bessie's father came home and hung up his
hat and overcoat and placed his umbrella in the rack. Then he peeped into the
parlor to see who was playing.
"Great Caesar!" he exclaimed. But the mother came to him softly with her
finger on her lips and whispered: "Don't interrupt her, John. Our child seems to
be in a trance. Did you ever hear such superb music?"
"Why, she's an infant prodigy!" gasped the astounded father. "Beats Blind Tom
all hollow! It's--it's wonderful!"
As they stood listening the senator arrived, having been invited to dine with
them that evening. And before he had taken off his coat the Yale professor--a
man of deep learning and scholarly attainments--joined the party.
Bessie played on; and the four elders stood in a huddled but silent and
amazed group, listening to the music and waiting for the sound of the dinner
gong.
Mr. Bostwick, who was hungry, picked up the bonbon dish that lay on the table
beside him and ate the pink confection. The professor was watching him, so Mr.
Bostwick courteously held the dish toward him. The professor ate the
lemon-yellow piece and the senator reached out his hand and took the lavender
piece. He did not eat it, however, for, chancing to remember that it might spoil
his dinner, he put it in his vest pocket. Mrs. Bostwick, still intently
listening to her precocious daughter, without thinking what she did, took the
remaining piece, which was the white one, and slowly devoured it.
The dish was now empty, and Claribel Sudds' precious bonbons had passed from
her possession forever!
Suddenly Mr. Bostwick, who was a big man, began to sing in a shrill, tremolo
soprano voice. It was not the same song Bessie was playing, and the discord was
shocking that the professor smiled, the senator put his hands to his ears and
Mrs. Bostwick cried in a horrified voice:
"William!"
Her husband continued to sing as if endeavoring to emulate the famous
Christine Nillson, and paid no attention whatever to his wife or his guests.
Fortunately the dinner gong now sounded, and Mrs. Bostwick dragged Bessie
from the piano and ushered her guests into the dining-room. Mr. Bostwick
followed, singing "The Last Rose of Summer" as if it had been an encore demanded
by a thousand delighted hearers.
The poor woman was in despair at witnessing her husband's undignified actions
and wondered what she might do to control him. The professor seemed more grave
than usual; the senator's face wore an offended expression, and Bessie kept
moving her fingers as if she still wanted to play the piano.
Mrs. Bostwick managed to get them all seated, although her husband had broken
into another aria; and then the maid brought in the soup.
When she carried a plate to the professor, he cried, in an excited voice:
"Hold it higher! Higher--I say!" And springing up he gave it a sudden kick
that sent it nearly to the ceiling, from whence the dish descended to scatter
soup over Bessie and the maid and to smash in pieces upon the crown of the
professor's bald head.
At this atrocious act the senator rose from his seat with an exclamation of
horror and glanced at his hostess.
For some time Mrs. Bostwick had been staring straight ahead, with a dazed
expression; but now, catching the senator's eye, she bowed gracefully and began
reciting "The Charge of the Light Brigade" in forceful tones.
The senator shuddered. Such disgraceful rioting he had never seen nor heard
before in a decent private family. He felt that his reputation was at stake,
and, being the only sane person, apparently, in the room, there was no one to
whom he might appeal.
The maid had run away to cry hysterically in the kitchen; Mr. Bostwick was
singing "O Promise Me;" the professor was trying to kick the globes off the
chandelier; Mrs. Bostwick had switched her recitation to "The Boy Stood on the
Burning Deck," and Bessie had stolen into the parlor and was pounding out the
overture from the "Flying Dutchman."
The senator was not at all sure he would not go crazy himself, presently; so
he slipped away from the turmoil, and, catching up his had and coat in the hall,
hurried from the house.
That night he sat up late writing a political speech he was to deliver the
next afternoon at Faneuil hall, but his experiences at the Bostwicks' had so
unnerved him that he could scarcely collect his thoughts, and often he would
pause and shake his head pityingly as he remembered the strange things he had
seen in that usually respectable home.
The next day he met Mr. Bostwick in the street, but passed him by with a
stony glare of oblivion. He felt he really could not afford to know this
gentleman in the future. Mr. Bostwick was naturally indignant at the direct
snub; yet in his mind lingered a faint memory of some quite unusual occurrences
at his dinner party the evening before, and he hardly knew whether he dared
resent the senator's treatment or not.
The political meeting was the feature of the day, for the senator's eloquence
was well known in Boston. So the big hall was crowded with people, and in one of
the front rows sat the Bostwick family, with the learned Yale professor beside
them. They all looked tired and pale, as if they had passed a rather dissipated
evening, and the senator was rendered so nervous by seeing them that he refused
to look in their direction a second time.
While the mayor was introducing him the great man sat fidgeting in his chair;
and, happening to put his thumb and finger into his vest pocket, he found the
lavender-colored bonbon he had placed there the evening before.
"This may clear my throat," thought the senator, and slipped the bonbon into
his mouth.
A few minutes afterwards he arose before the vast audience, which greeted him
with enthusiastic plaudits.
"My friends," began the senator, in a grave coice, "this is a most impressive
and important occasion."
Then he paused, balanced himself upon his left foot, and kicked his right leg
into the air in the way favored by ballet-dancers!
There was a hum of amazement and horror from the spectators, but the senator
appeared not to notice it. He whirled around upon the tips of his toes, kicked
right and left in a graceful manner, and startled a bald-headed man in the front
row by casting a languishing glance in his direction.
Suddenly Claribel Sudds, who happned to be present, uttered a scream and
sprang to her feet. Pointing an accusing finger at the dancing senator, she
cried in a loud voice:
"That's the man who stole my bonbons! Seize him! Arrest him! Don't let him
escape!"
But the ushers rushed her out of the hall, thinking she had gone suddenly
insane; and the senator's friends seized him firmly and carried him out the
stage entrance to the street, where they put him into an open carriage and
instructed the driver to take him home.
 The effect of the magic bonbon was still powerful enough to control the poor
senator, who stood upon the rear seat of the carriage and danced energetically
all the way home, to the delight of the crowd of small boys who followed the
carriage and the grief of the sober-minded citizens, who shook their heads sadly
and whispered that "another good man had gone wrong."
It took the senator several months to recover from the shame and humiliation
of this escapade; and, curiously enough, he never had the slightest idea what
had induced him to act in so extraordinary a manner. Perhaps it was fortunate
the last bonbon had now been eaten, for they might easily have caused
considerably more trouble than they did.
Of course Claribel went again to the wise chemist and signed a check for
another box of magic bonbons; but she must have taken better care of these, for
she is now a famous vaudeville actress.
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This story should teach us the folly of condemning others for actions that we
do not understand, for we never know what may happen to ourselves. It may also
serve as a hint to be careful about leaving parcels in public places, and,
incidentally, to let other people's packages severely alone.
(from American Fairy Tales , by L. Frank Baum)

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